Why did the chicken cross the road?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: To get jelly beans!

What color is a burp?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

What color is a burp?

Answer: Burple!

What Did The Alien Say To His Book?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

What did the alien say to his book?

Answer:  Take me to your reader.

Why Was The Chicken Sick?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

Why was the chicken sick?

Answer: Because it had the people pox!

What Is A Snake’s Favorite Subject?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Answer:  Hiss-tory!

Where Does A Turtle Go When It Is Raining?

• Author: Sydney
• Filed under: Jokes

Where does a turtle go when it is raining?

Answer:  A Shell-ter!