Nov
15

So wots the difference between monkeys and humans?

By Cow


If human beans evolved from monkeys, then why’s it somfin’s different between them?

Dont they look the same or wot?

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12 Comments

1

I can’t in good faith answer any of your questions. You have no comprehension of science OR language.

2

somebody b& this fucking troll

seriously you’re not even funny dude

3

about 10000 generations (perhaps more) and 2% of our DNA.

Also, we did NOT evolve from monkeys. We share a common ancestor; we’re more like distant cousins.

4

Human beans? Sounds like cannibal chili.

5
† PRAY † - SFECU
November 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Monkeys are animals and do not have an eternal soul.
Humans live in an animal body, but have an eternal soul that can experience salvation..
Monkeys can be killed and eaten.
It is a sin to kill or eat a human being.

7

…we did not evolve from monkeys…we share a common ancestor…and there are plenty of physical and genetic differences between people and monkeys…

…Is this really a serious question? I mean are you trying to be funny or is your lack of education so burdensome that you have to share it with other people?

8

About three percent difference in DNA. We’re closer to dolphins with only two percent difference in DNA.

9

Chimpanzees and humans differ by only 1% of their DNA.

10

Yahoo doesn’t have “report humans.”

11

There are several difference (like on the genetic level, we have a different number of chromosome pairs). You’d have to ask a zoologist for a definitive list.

As for humans evolving from monkeys: We share a common ancestor with monkeys. (On the “species tree of life” it is like they are our cousins, not our parents.)

Monkeys and humans are both primates, but there are many species of primates.

EDIT: You’re also asking a biology question in the R&S sub-group. If you really want to know, ask again in the proper channel, and you’ll increase the number of good answers you get.

12

First off, it’s human BEINGS!
Second, SOMETHING… and WHAT… learn to spell, bub.
Third, wow. Really?
Fourth, humans look nothing like monkeys, unless you mean that we both have faces, hair, opposible thumbs, and can occassionally walk on two feet as opposed to four.
And lastly, the difference is insurmountable. Humans have similiar DNA to primates, yes, but we also have similar DNA to dolphins… so I guess that doesn’t mean much. And when humans and modern day monkeys and apes evolved from ancient primates it was so long ago that we are all (primates and humans both) drastically different from each other now… basically, we didn’t evolve from monkeys.

I recommend you take an evolution class or an anthropology class. If you can handle it.

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